Memory Muse Pillows

'I know what you mean. I can remember someone from kindergarten, but I can't tell you who I sniffed yesterday.'

"I bet you've filled your head with so many tweets and Instagrams that you've crowded out all your actual memories of your own life." "Nonsense." "I remember way back, all the way to... well let's see... Oh, I've got it... My earliest memory was opening an America Online CD, putting it in our old PC, and seeing that symbol." "You do realize that was the 1990s, don't you? You must have already been in your teens." "You are a very sick generation." "I get misty-eyed when I think back to

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Jerry Lordan

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Here we go again...'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Origins of a family tradition.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

"...on the avenue..."