Memory Marvels Pillows

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Here we go again...'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Hi again

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Argh, me forget grocery list.

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."