Memory Marvel Pillows

Short Term Memory Clinic - 'Shoot, what did I come in here for?'

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

Memory clinic - 'Can't recall the name of the politician you'd like to recall? Let us help you!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"I like the elephant in the room. He can recite all the minutes of all our meetings by memory!"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Here we go again...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Origins of a family tradition.

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'I've got it written down...'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Remember when?... When was that?

Study more to pass more tests.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'