Memory Marvel T-Shirts

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

Memory clinic - 'Can't recall the name of the politician you'd like to recall? Let us help you!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"I like the elephant in the room. He can recite all the minutes of all our meetings by memory!"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Here we go again...'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Origins of a family tradition.

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Study more to pass more tests.

Remember when?... When was that?

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'