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Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Jerry Lordan

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Angel playing music

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Eva Schloss

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."