Memoir Creation Pillows

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Eva Schloss

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Ilyasah Shabazz

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Bear Office Worker

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Vanity Publishing.