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"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

Ilyasah Shabazz

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Eva Schloss

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."