Memoir Muses Gifts

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Fifty Shades of Gray

Jerry Lordan

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Angel playing music

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Eva Schloss

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'