Memoir Magic Gifts

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Eva Schloss

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.