Memoir Magic Gifts

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Eva Schloss

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'