Machine Muse Pillows

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Jerry Lordan

Rogue elephant

The Sensitive Dude.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Abstract portrait art.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Now hold that."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Leonardo da Vinci at it again.'

'When it comes to men I'm more into trust fund than trustworthy.'

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"