Modeling Muse Pillows

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Young Frankenstein"

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Piracy on a boating lake

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Toys - Business Model.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Life drawing class.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'