Canvas Muse Pillows

Dali Paints His Dreams

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Art Plagiarism

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Artistic license.

I'm color blind, please help.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Abstract portrait art.

Henri Matisse

The painting Painter

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Brancusi.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'