Canvas Muse Pillows

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Artistic license.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

The painting Painter

Henri Matisse

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'