Human Canvas Pillows

Right to bare arms

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

I'm color blind, please help.

The painting Painter

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Too busy."

Holier Than Thou

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'Then he had a near death experience...'

"You missed a bit."

"Say, I like that!"

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'