Human Canvas Gifts

Right to bare arms

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

I'm color blind, please help.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The painting Painter

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Holier Than Thou

"Too busy."

Dali Paints His Dreams

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"They're so realistic."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Say, I like that!"

'Then he had a near death experience...'