Spiritual Canvas Gifts

Holier Than Thou

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Could you keep still?"

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

You are everywhere.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

The painting Painter

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"Too busy."

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"You missed a bit."

"Say, I like that!"

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'