Canvas Romantic Gifts

"I'll marry you only if you agree to give up cubism and convert to post impressionism."

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Pavement Artist

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

A Friend in Need.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

I'm color blind, please help.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

I Drew a Hot Guy

The painting Painter

Picasso's learning years.

Holier Than Thou

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Dali Paints His Dreams

"Too busy."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Yellow Pencil

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'