Canvas Romantic Pillows

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Art Plagiarism

Pavement Artist

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

A Friend in Need.

I Drew a Hot Guy

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

I'm color blind, please help.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

The painting Painter

Picasso's learning years.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Too busy."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

Holier Than Thou

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Yellow Pencil