Canvas Dreamer Pillows

Picasso's learning years.

Jean's later work is heavily criticized for being too commercial.

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Yellow Pencil

The Bored Impressionist

Artist: '...then after my blue period there's this half hearted attempt from my thoroughly fed-up patch.'

'It's not what it looks like.'

Paul Gaugin

An artist painting on a clifftop leans into high winds.

The Art Student.

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

William Scott

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

I'm color blind, please help.

Al, I've heard that art is a cruel mistress. Is that true? Yes, unfortunately it is the only kind of mistress I can get.

I've heard it said that art is a journey, Al. Where does it lead? The poorhouse.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but . . . a wallpaper company is interested."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "