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Holier Than Thou

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Could you keep still?"

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

You are everywhere.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

David Hockney

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

The painting Painter

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Too busy."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Dali Paints His Dreams

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Say, I like that!"

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.