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The artist

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

(Camel paintings)

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Creativity

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Death Of Venus

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Greek A-Z Map,

New York Netherworld

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Vincent Van Goat.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.