Canvas Mythologist Mugs

The artist

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

(Camel paintings)

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Could you keep still?"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

Artist and Musician

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Creativity

The Death Of Venus

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

New York Netherworld

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.