Nature Mythologist T-Shirts

'Have your nymph call my nymph.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Greek A-Z Map,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'It was this big. I swear'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Europa takes a selfie

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."