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'I'm arresting you for bringing the Emperor into disrepute.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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Easter Island legs

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Bacchus.