Biblical Mythologist T-Shirts

'Next time we leave the woodpeckers behind'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Extreme Sisyphus

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

The Kali De Milo.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Vesta