Biblical Mythologist T-Shirts

'Next time we leave the woodpeckers behind'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Extreme Sisyphus

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Death Of Venus

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

The Kali De Milo.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Europa takes a selfie