Nature Mythologist Gifts

'Have your nymph call my nymph.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

The Kali De Milo.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

Europa takes a selfie