Nature Myth Fan Gifts

"Got some bats in your hair, huh? That's a bummer. You'll never get out now."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Bermuda Triangles

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"He's So Your Type."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"