Nature Myth Fan Prints

"Got some bats in your hair, huh? That's a bummer. You'll never get out now."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bermuda Triangles

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"He's So Your Type."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Possums that ski.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."