Modern Mythologian Gifts

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Venus

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

Unicorn in the Woods

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie