Mythology Modernist Gifts

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Vlad the Impala

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'