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New York Netherworld

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'It was this big. I swear'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

"You are here"

Lost

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Romulus and Remus

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

London map drawn from memory.