Mythical Map Maker T-Shirts

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Treasure Island Book.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

New York Netherworld

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Smart Bomb.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Romulus and Remus

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

Directions.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

A car in a tree.

Thou Art Here.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Sea Angel

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

Atlantis Welcomes Careful Divers