Mythical Map Maker Mugs

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Treasure Island Book.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

New York Netherworld

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Smart Bomb.

Romulus and Remus

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

Directions.

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

A car in a tree.

Thou Art Here.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Sea Angel

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"