Map Maker Mugs

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

A car in a tree.

'I know where you live!'

"...And if you want to avoid Tory Canvassers, it would be a good idea to avoid the south coast this weekend"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

'So much for your new Satnav!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"You are still here."

New York Netherworld

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

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