Mythical Cartographer Gifts

New York Netherworld

'C'mon get it straight.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'It was this big. I swear'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Smart Bomb.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

"You are here"

Romulus and Remus

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'