Map Mythologists Gifts

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

The Death Of Venus

New York Netherworld

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It was this big. I swear'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie

Unicorn in the Woods