Map Mythologists Gifts

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

New York Netherworld

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Unicorn in the Woods

Europa takes a selfie