Map Magicians Gifts

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Exit Next Left

Sister Cities

Best Places to Retire

Be open to help.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This is you, enlarged.'