Map Magician Gifts

Confused Tourists

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Be open to help.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Smart Bomb.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Elephant and Castle

Travellers

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

Orienteering 101

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

A car in a tree.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Without you I'm lost...

Thou Art Here.

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Heart of America or Bypass

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."