Map Maniacs Gifts

Directory: You are here

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

Prostate: 51st State

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"