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'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

The Big Tipper

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

A man with a telescope peering out from his dome-like head.

'Okay,Billy Graham, you name em'

China Lands on the Dark Side of the Moon

"Wow! This is better than Google Earth!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

My central park

Smart Bomb.