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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

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