Interstellar Cartographer Pillows

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."