Terrestrial Cartographer Pillows

The Lost World: You are Here

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'