Casual Cartographer Pillows

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

California Beverages Map