Amateur Cartographer Pillows

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The High Line at Giza

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Can I have a look at the map?

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

My central park

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

California Beverages Map

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

London map drawn from memory.