Amateur Cartographer Prints

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The High Line at Giza

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

California Beverages Map