Amateur Geographer Prints

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Reinventing the Wheel

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"...it's another metal detector."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Tornado Season in America.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

Evolution

"All this just to take a selfy!"