Amateur Geographer Pillows

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Reinventing the Wheel

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"...it's another metal detector."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Tornado Season in America.

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

Evolution

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