Amateur Geologist Prints

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Man sees sign: 'A Stone's Throw'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Reinventing the Wheel

"...it's another metal detector."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Awesome erosion!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

I admit, this discovery does seem to support the asteroid theory.

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'