Amateur Paleontologist Prints

"...To be exact, I'm 65 million years old!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'The coast is clear!'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!