Amateur Paleontologist Pillows

"...To be exact, I'm 65 million years old!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

I admit, this discovery does seem to support the asteroid theory.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'The coast is clear!'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'